His name is Ashley Riot,
And he likes to party.
Yes. Yes I do.
BUTTS. BUTTS EVERYWHERE.
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sits here quietly
swoons over medieval fantasy protagonists
ashley riot
your everything
stop
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UNAFUCKINGCCEPTABLE
DCV HRAEHDHJBDGSBEWRDFHGJTEWA
VFGBETHBGYGHDHFGSDFA
FUCK YOU
AND EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR BLOOD I HOPE YOU DIE A MISERABLE WRETCHED DEATH WITH NO GLORY
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE AND CURSE YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
DIE
YOU MADE A CHILD CRY
I HOPE HIS CRIES HAUNT YOU AND YOY NEVER GET ANY SLEEP
FUCK WHY DID I WATCH THIS GAME
welcome to vagrant story, mira
WELCOME TO MY MIND.
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it’s more fitting for those who have me added on plurk
but
it’s still applicable here.
danni shouldn’t it be travis touchDONG though
DSKGVKGJKGSD BUT…. BUT I’M SO USED TO TRAVIS TOUCHDICKS…
So do I get an extra free space for having my butt on there?
yes.
yes you do, mr. riot
That’s cool.
I don’t normally play Bingo, though, just so you know.
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it’s more fitting for those who have me added on plurk
but
it’s still applicable here.
So do I get an extra free space for having my butt on there?
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Reblogging because how could I not reblog a beautiful picture of my buttocks.
Don’t worry, Sydney, I forgive you.
FOR NOW.
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to-kill-an-antelope replied to your photo: so i’m a bad person and made this an icon
Hey. HEY. Did I give you permission to post a picture of my beautiful buttocks on the internet?
TOO BAD. IT’S THERE. I REFUSE TO TAKE IT DOWN.
to-kill-an-antelope replied to your post: Now I’m looping My Humps and staring at that icon…
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON SYDNEY STOP LAUGHING IT’S EMBARRASSING
I. REFUSE.
FINE. I WILL JUST
POST PICTURES
OF YOUR CROTCH
ON THE INTERNET.
….not really, that would be horribly indecent to me and I would get in trouble with my superiors if they knew that I posted crotchshots on the internet.
BUT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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And he’s the guy wearing assless chaps.
yes he is.
yes. he. is.
what, i can’t help it if my assless chaps bring all the boys to the yard.
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I’ve defeated Facade.
My next pet project is to kill my computer by getting a PS1 emulator and getting Vagrant Story and laughing as I run into things.
KILL ASHLEY REPEATEDLY WITH ME.
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WHAT WAS THAT, SYDNEY?
ILU, ASHLEY. <3
Or maybe I just want to laugh at your suffering some more.
How do you feel about giant enemy crabs?
YOU.
WOULDN’T.
DARE.
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